Kimberley Nixon credited as playing...
Lindsay
- Wet Lindsay: Robbie, this is your last chance. It's either her - sad olive girl who gets everything wrong - or me, the woman who's so perfect for you.
- Robbie: [Robbie reaches down and pulls Georgia onstage] Georgia's perfect too. She's just a perfect nutter.
- Wet Lindsay: [sees Georgia waving at Robbie] What are you waving at minger?
- [she waves at Robbie, and faces off against Georgia]
- Wet Lindsay: Listen, short arse, keep away from my man. He's not a cradle-snatcher, and you're not woman enough for him. So BACK OFF!
- Georgia Nicolson: I wasn't looking at anybody!
- Wet Lindsay: [notices Georgia walk into a party dressed as a stuffed olive and starts laughing at her] And what are you supposed to be, an obese leprechaun?
- Georgia Nicolson: Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive.
- Wet Lindsay: Stuffed is right!