Kevin Eldon credited as playing...
Policeman
- Policeman: Do you think it's mine?
- Station Inspector: What?
- Policeman: I don't know what to do. She's having a baby, you know.
- Station Inspector: Sure it's yours?
- Policeman: Well, who else's could it be?
- Station Inspector: Of course it's yours. When's the last time you had relations with her? Any time in the last year?
- Policeman: No, I don't think so.
- Station Inspector: Very suspicious, then.