Aidan Mitchell credited as playing...
Sam Malloy
- Wayne Malloy: Speaking of strangers, where the hell is your mother?
- Sam Malloy: You said she was with her friend.
- Wayne Malloy: She is. She's with her old friend Chunky K.
- Di Di Malloy: I'm sorry, but does anyone else think that the name Chunky K is hilarious?
- Cael Malloy: Better than Fatty K.
- Wayne Malloy: Well, she was Fatty K, then Jenny Craig got involved.
- Sam Malloy: You know, we really shouldn't make fun of Mom's friend.
- Wayne Malloy: We're not making fun of her. That's her name. Ms. Chunky K. If I was to call her Ms. Slightly Heavy K, then that would be making fun of her. But she prefers Chunky, that's how she introduced herself.
- Sam Malloy: Can I ask you a question?
- Chunky K: Hit me.
- Sam Malloy: What were you in prison for?
- Wayne Malloy: That's private, Sam.
- Chunky K: There's nothing private about me. You are like my family. In fact, just call me, Aunt Chunky.
- Cael Malloy: Okay, Aunt Chunky.
- Di Di Malloy: Yeah, that sounds good, Aunt Chunky.
- Chunky K: I committed a murder, Sam.
- Hugh Panetta: [Sam, pretending to be Sam Rich comes downstairs to a formal dinner in a dress.] Who's this pretty lady? And where's your other son, Doug? Didn't you say you have two?
- Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] This is my son, Hugh. This is Sam.
- Nina: I hear he loves the theatre.
- Di Di Malloy: [pretending to be Di Di Rich] Oh, yes, he does. We're actually just on our way to the school play after we finish eating. Isn't that right, Sam?
- [Sam nods in agreement]
- Hugh Panetta: Well, sorry, partner, I didn't recognize you as a member of the B-Team.
- Sam Malloy: [pretending to be Sam Rich] What's the B-Team?
- Hugh Panetta: Boys. The boys' team.