- Shaggy: [opening lines] Like, this is the city, Coolsville, USA. Every day at dawn, The Daily Babbler newspaper truck pulls up tp my house. And Mr. Conrad tosses out a big pile of newspapers. You see, I have a paper route to deliver, so I always wake up early. Well, almost always. And whenever I oversleep, I get woken up by my own personal alarm clock: A Pup Named Scooby-Doo!
- Shirley McLoon: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Shirley Mcloon. Perhaps you've heard of me. I'm the world-famous medium.
- Shaggy: Medium? You look more like an extra large to me.