Tress MacNeille credited as playing...
Babs Bunny
- Buster Bunny: If the gremlins don't get their gold back, these earthquakes will never stop.
- Babs Bunny: [the ground breaks apart between them] Acme Acres can't take much more of this!
- Plucky Duck: I know I can't!
- Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig: [singing] They think it's okay to work away all day. What a fake, watch them shake, they're afraid of the big bad quake.
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] You should ask us if we care that you laugh and stare. We'll be safe living like a mole when the big bad quake swallows you up whole.
- Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster! This is awful!
- Buster Bunny: How could this have happened?
- Elmer Fudd: I'm gwad you asked that question!
- [cut to inside Acme Seismographic Institute]
- Elmer Fudd: Now, here's the answer: Imagine my head is the pwanet. Huh huh huh.
- [draws a map on his head]
- Elmer Fudd: The surface has cwacks in it, wike this.
- [hits himself over the head with a mallet]
- Elmer Fudd: These are fault-wines. Earthquakes occur when something makes these sections move awound and awound...
- [begins rearranging his face]
- Buster Bunny: I have grave concerns about the scientific community in Acme Acres.
- Elmer Fudd: This movement can be caused by internal pwessure, or viowent continental dwift. There's even an old-wives tale that attwibutes our earthquakes to gwemwins.
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Gwemwins?
- Elmer Fudd: No! Gwemwins!
- Babs Bunny: We're on a bit of a scavenger hunt.
- Buster Bunny: We've already got the Sphinx, Trump Tower and the Titanic. Now all we need is a mondo grandioso nugget of gold. And money is NO object.
- Montana Max: Well, look no further. How much you willing to pay?
- Buster Bunny: Oh, we've got oodles and oodles of moolah. Aha. Aha. Aha. WHERE'S THE GOLD?
- Montana Max: [opening a vault] It's in here. No peeking.
- Buster Bunny: Certainment.
- Montana Max: This must be what you had in mind.
- Plucky Duck: [dressed as a maid] Ooh, let me see!
- [dives in]
- Plucky Duck: OOH! Gold coins!
- Babs Bunny: [restraining him] Dinah, calm yourself! Ha ha. Oh, it's so hard to find good help these days.
- Buster Bunny: No no no, Monty. I'm looking for a gold nugget, not coins.
- Montana Max: Why didn't you say so? Here ya go.
- [opens another vault]
- Montana Max: Ain't - I mean, isn't it a beaut?
- Plucky Duck: OOOOH! Gold bars! Please say we can keep some, Miss! Please please please!
- Babs Bunny: [cold cocks him] Dinah, drop it.
- Plucky Duck: Yes, mum.
- Buster Bunny: Ha ha ha. Pardon my gaiety, but are you a simpleton? We are looking for...
- Buster Bunny: [yells in Monty's ear] A REALLY-BIG-GOLD-NUGGET! NUG-GET!
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We got ya! We got ya! We got ya!
- Hamton J. Pig: [about to fall] That's not proper grammar!
- Babs Bunny: Buster, tell me you've got a plan!
- [thinks]
- Babs Bunny: I've got a plan! I just wish I knew what it was.
- Buster Bunny: [in disguise] Hidey-hi! Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny here, of the South Hampton Vanderbunnies.
- Montana Max: Whaddaya want?
- Babs Bunny: Why, look Biffkins! It's Maximillion!
- Buster Bunny: Say, chap, we saw you on the telly and we were hoping you could help us out.
- Montana Max: Forget it!
- [slams door]
- Buster Bunny: We're prepared to offer oodles of ca-ash!
- Montana Max: Oh yeah?
- [yells at his butler]
- Montana Max: Why didn't you let them in?
- Plucky Duck, Hamton J. Pig, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [sung] We rescued Acme Acres/ We did it just in time/ We're glad the show is over/ and that's our very last rhyme!