T.J. Thyne credited as playing...
Jack Hodgins
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, it occurred to me that you might have a traditional... you're Texan. I mean, *really* Texan, guitars and hot rods Texan. So, I figured I should ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage as a sign of respect.
- Angela's Dad: You're making a huge mistake, son.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Marrying Angela?
- Angela's Dad: No. If Angie finds out that a man - you - asked another man - me - for her hand or any other of her fine parts, horrible complications will ensue.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I didn't think of that.
- Angela's Dad: You could get us both killed.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, good advice. Got anymore?
- Angela's Dad: Always play it in the key of G demolished.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I don't know what that means.
- Angela's Dad: Well, if you do, you do; if you don't, you don't. Forget it.
- [Hodgins moves to leave]
- Angela's Dad: Hodgins, I've got cars, and I've got guitars and I've got guns. You treat my little girl right and you'll only see the business end of the cars and guitars.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, if there's no bachelor party, what do you want me to do?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Stand there, make a toast, hand over the ring, tongue kiss the maid of honor at the reception when people clink glasses.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nice. Okay, who's the maid of honor?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No idea, but most of Angela's friends are really hot.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm the maid of honor.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Those sea chimps went after that pork by-product like piranhas after a skinny dipping missionary.