P.J. Byrne credited as playing...
Nicky Koskoff ('Rugrat')
- Max Belfort: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. Huh?
- Jordan Belfort: They're business expenses.
- Max Belfort: Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
- Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. Champagne.
- Nicky Koskoff: The porterhouse from Argentina.
- Jordan Belfort: Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne.
- [to Donnie]
- Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides... Tell him about the sides.
- Donnie Azoff: I ordered the sides, so...
- Max Belfort: Sides? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?
- Donnie Azoff: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive.
- Jordan Belfort: [bursting into laughter] Shut the fuck up!
- Donnie Azoff: I'm serious.