Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Barney Stinson: So you and Lily really think you can spend two weeks apart?
- Marshall Eriksen: Y'know Barney, Lily and I are a lot less cheesy than you make us out to be.
- Lily Aldrin: Hey Marshmallow, don't forget to pack my night-night tape.
- Barney Stinson: Night-night tape? Did you make a tape of you saying "night-night" to her?
- Lily Aldrin: He doesn't say it. He sings it.
- Barney Stinson: Oh, that is so sweet! Why don't you kiss, I love it when two chicks make out.
- Marshall Eriksen: Hey, Lil.
- Lily Aldrin: Hey.
- Ted Mosby: "Hey"? That's it?
- Marshall Eriksen: What are you talking about?
- Ted Mosby: Well, you guys have been spending the last few nights apart. I thought there'd be a lot of giggling and crying, jumping up and down... and then whatever Lily would do.