Robert Iler credited as playing...
A.J. Soprano
- Tony Soprano: These fuckin' women, they'll drive you nuts with their emotions and whatnot. And I know it feels like you're never gonna love anybody again. But trust me, there's millions of girls that are dyin' to meet a guy like you. I see 'em every day.
- Anthony Soprano, Jr.: Oh, right. I'm so special.
- Tony Soprano: You're damn right you are. You're handsome, and smart, and hard worker, and - let's be honest - white. That's a huge plus nowadays... Go out and get a blowjob.
- Anthony Soprano, Jr.: I don't want a blowjob!
- Tony Soprano: Keep your voice down.
- Anthony Soprano, Jr.: Why? Who's listening out there?
- Tony Soprano: Nobody.
- [Carmela opens the door]
- Anthony Soprano, Jr.: Ah, fuck me!
- Carmela Soprano: It's better to have loved than lost, A.J. It's better to have loved and lost, A.J.
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: [incredulous] What?
- Tony Soprano: It is.
- Carmela Soprano: You've heard the term "comfort food". Maybe it'll make you feel better.
- Anthony Soprano, Jr.: I know this is hard for you to believe, but food may not be the answer to every problem.
- Tony Soprano: Neither is acting like a whiny little bitch.
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I'm fuckin depressed, ok?
- Tony Soprano: you broke up, how long you wanna cry about it?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: [referring to Blanca Selgado] She was my life
- Tony Soprano: Your twenty years old, you barely have a life and you're better off anyway. She was cute, ok? But come on, with another guy's kid to boot
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: She was the best thing that ever happened to me
- Tony Soprano: What you're going through, what you're feeling right now, it happens sometimes: everybody gets the "blues", there's a half a billion-dollar industry devoted to it
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: What, Prozac?
- Tony Soprano: No, the music business: they write thousands of songs about this shit, "Tears on my pillow", "Mona Lisa", right?
- Tony Soprano: [while in their family theater room, referring to Jason Gervasi and Jason Parisi] those two Jasons call you, invite you to a party tomorrow?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: [uninterested] I don't know
- Tony Soprano: well, they did or they didn't?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: yeah, I guess Jason Gervasi called?
- Tony Soprano: what'd you tell him?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I didn't call him back
- Tony Soprano: how come?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: because I don't wanna go
- Tony Soprano: [sighs, sarcastically] of course not: beers, strippers, fuckin around with guys your own age. You hate all that shit, you gonna call him?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I said I don't wanna go
- Tony Soprano: [referring to AJ suffering depression caused by his fiancée breaking up with him] I know you don't wanna go, you don't wanna work, you don't wanna eat, you don't wanna talk either, so all that being the case, your gonna shower tomorrow night, your gonna shave, you're gonna get dressed, and your gonna go to that party
- Tony Soprano: [after AJ gives him an irritating look] I'm not gonna debate you on this
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: fine
- Dr. Richard Vogel: What's her name?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: Blanca
- Dr. Richard Vogel: Have you and blanca been engaged long?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: Only a couple weeks: she has a son too, when she used to be married
- Dr. Richard Vogel: What'd you think went wrong with their relationship?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: Her husband was an asshole, "supposedly"
- Dr. Richard Vogel: I mean with yours?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: Oh, i don't know, i mean i wish there was a reason but she says there isn't
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: [when he doesn't respond] I think maybe it's because we have way more money in my family than hers: their immigrants, that might've scared her?
- Dr. Richard Vogel: Have you been feeling suicidal?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: A little bit
- Dr. Richard Vogel: Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: No, i mean, once me and my friend jumped off my garage roof but you know, that was just to fool around
- Dr. Richard Vogel: Are you sleeping a lot?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I'm tired, I keep waking up
- Dr. Richard Vogel: nightmares?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I just keep thinking about her, i mean it hurts but... Can't help it
- Dr. Richard Vogel: Does anything in life give you "pleasure" lately?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I don't know: not really
- Dr. Richard Vogel: there's a medication Lexapro, it's an antidepressant
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I have friends who take that
- Dr. Richard Vogel: No, i'm going to give you a prescription
- Tony Soprano: [when arriving home with AJ, seeing Carmela and Meadow socializing and eating late] what's this, party time?
- Carmela Soprano: Rachel Ray was on Leno: we got hungry, sit down. I'll get some plates
- Meadow Soprano: where were you guys?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: frat party
- Tony Soprano: the Bing
- Tony Soprano: [to Meadow] did you go out tonight?
- Meadow Soprano: I met a "friend" for coffee
- Tony Soprano: probably why your still awake?
- Meadow Soprano: I guess so
- Carmela Soprano: Ms. Meadow had a "mystery date." she refuses to discuss
- Tony Soprano: [to Meadow] oh, yeah?
- Tony Soprano: [to AJ] what're you doing? Sit down
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: I'm "wired", I don't know
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano Jr.: [to Meadow, jokingly] what's the "mystery"? That you had a date to begin with?
- Meadow Soprano: bite me, ok?