Tony Sirico credited as playing...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two tables in out front of Satriale's] Tone, I never told this to another livin' soul but...
- Tony Soprano: Yeah?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddie Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary.
- Tony Soprano: Why didn't you say somethin'? Fuck strippers, we coulda had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs. Coulda made millions.
- [the cat jumps on the table in main room in Satriale's]
- Walden Belfiore: He was at the safe house. We brought him over.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get him the fuck out. These are snakes with fur. The old Italians'll tell ya, you can't even put 'em around a baby. They suck the breath right out.
- Benny Fazio: Well, you're the only baby here, so we're ahead of the game.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ya wanna be wearin' his fuckin' pelt on ya head?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] "In the midst of death, we are in life", huh? Or is it the other way around?
- Meadow Soprano: I think it's the other way around.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Either version, you're halfway up the ass.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two table in out front of Satriale's] I'm no spring chicken no more. I don't wanna have me dyin' on you and leavin' ya worse off than before.
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you with the dead thing! Ya got the arms and upper body of a 20-year-old.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I gotta work at that. And I had the prostate.
- Tony Soprano: Alright, sure. Go ahead. I'm a little miffled but yeah, sit with it.
- Patrick Parisi: [to Paulie, in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] Ay, we were discussing Dreamgirls. You see it?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: You people are fucked. You're living in a dream. And you still sit here talking about the fucking Oscars? "What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?"
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Huh?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Yeets.
- Meadow Soprano: A.J...
- Tom Giglione: Yeats?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Oh!
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: ...in the mountains? Then he has us invade some other country?
- Jason Gervasi: Let's join up, go kill some fuckin' terrorists.
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: It's more noble than watching these jack-off fantasies on TV of how we're kickin' their ass!
- Meadow Soprano: [in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] She had one American Idol
- Barbara Giglione: No
- Tom Giglione: Jennifer Hudson? Absolutely
- Jason Parisi: Jason G was winner of Italian American Idol he could say "fuck" in one sentence than any other contestant
- Meadow Soprano: Uncle Paulie come sit down
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah I'll sit with you I'm young at heart right? Who are you dear?
- Tara Zincone: Tara Zincone Bobby's niece
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [gently rubs her hand] My condolences, I've lost two dear friends
- Jason Parisi: Sil's hanging on
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I lost Ma last month you can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians
- Meadow Soprano: I'm sorry
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What are going to do? Life goes on
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: It's like America
- Jason Parisi: What about it?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: This is still where people come to make it, it's a beautiful idea and what do they get? Bling? Come on's for shit they don't need and can't afford?
- Tara Zincone: You're all over the place I don't know what you're trying to say
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [talking privately on two tables in out front of Satriale's, turning down Tony's offer of a promotion] with all due respect and I mean that from the bottom of my heart I'm going to pass
- Tony Soprano: I don't fucking believe this, why?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Every guy that ran that crew died prematurely
- Tony Soprano: Oh come on
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I beat cancer once you got no idea what that does to you
- Tony Soprano: Yeah I know
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Richie Aprile, Ralphie, M.I.A, Vito and who knows with Carlo and Gigi
- Tony Soprano: Gigi died taking a shit
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Doesn't mean it's not part of an overall pattern
- Tony Soprano: You're going to die yourself you should leave a "package" to leave your niece who has MS, it's like your bullshit with the cat the fucking animal catches mice for us and you'd drown it
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I would
- Tony Soprano: His not looking at Christopher a rat died back in the wall or some shit
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I moved the picture, the fucking thing came to the new spot and stared
- Tony Soprano: The abstract shapes or something, I'll tell you this, since Christopher's death my gambling luck's turned a one eighty
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Oh, it's fine for you to believe that shit but I can't worry about a jinx? I tell you something from my heart and you laugh it off?
- Tony Soprano: I'm not saying there's nothing out there for you but not live your life? What are you going to do? Alright you don't want the job? Then you don't want the job I could put Patsy in there his going to be a part of my family now, it'll be good
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Prick, you always know what to say to me don't you?
- Tony Soprano: I'm serious
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I live but to serve you my liege
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Waiting in a van] "Half an hour" he says, fucking hour and a half already.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: He is busy, enjoy the music.
- Walden Belfiore: [Paulie walks into the main room in Satriale's and sees the cat staring at the photo of Christopher] yeah, he does that all the time, sometimes he spends most of the day just staring at his picture you know their funny that way, I had an aunt her cat would only sit at exact corners of the table staring out or the intersection of two walls staring in
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: The fuck? This animal is history today, pick him up
- Walden Belfiore: You pick him up
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [Tony enters the room] T, you see this shit?
- [Referring to the cat]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: he says he does it all time
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to the cat] Oh yeah? Leave him, his a good guy
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Look at him staring at that dead kid, it gives me the fucking creeps
- Tony Soprano: [to Walden] give us some privacy
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to Walden] what the fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?
- Walden Belfiore: I was named after Mr. Bobby Darin, Walden Robert Cassotto
- [Walden picks up the cat and leaves]
- Tony Soprano: The Cifaretto crew, it's like a Chinese fire drill over there, especially now Carlo's absent
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I know
- Tony Soprano: I want you to skipper that thing
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Really?
- Tony Soprano: Fucking thing is like one big ATM machine, it's all in construction with New York, it falls right into your kick
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah
- Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ I thought you'd be pleased I didn't just hand you a diagnosis of the clap
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With all due respect I'd just like to mellow it a little
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [over his cell phone, inside the Bada Bing strip club after business hours] I had a meeting down here with Carlo this morning we're supposed to see Butch and them on a couple of items, Carlo didn't show and he don't answer his phone neither
- Tony Soprano: [over his cell phone at home] What are you thinking?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That maybe we were had that this Butch has taken out another ranking guy
- Tony Soprano: What if he flipped?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Who? Carlo?
- Tony Soprano: Well? You there?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: His kid the imbecile
- Tony Soprano: Jason?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Patsy told me he got picked up yesterday for selling Ecstasy