Billy Ray Cyrus credited as playing...
Robby Ray Stewart
- Jackson Stewart: Hannah Montana has never canceled a concert before, and she not about to start now. I know that would just break your heart... and when your heart breaks, Baby Sis, so does mine.
- Miley Stewart: [hands Robbie Ray the board]
- Robbie Stewart: [reads] You got a hot date for the concert, don't ya, Jerkson?
- Miley Stewart: [turns her head to Jackson]
- Jackson Stewart: Dad?
- Robbie Stewart: She wrote it.
- [points to Miley]
- Jackson Stewart: I can't believe you think I'm that selfish that I'll put my own...
- Robbie Stewart: What's her name?
- Jackson Stewart: Jenny, and she's a total babe.
- Miley Stewart: [looks at Jackson, disgusted]
- Jackson Stewart: So put a cork in it, Froggy. I got a lot riding on this.
- Robbie Stewart: Uh uh uh... use the pad.
- [hands her the board]
- Miley Stewart: [hits Jackson With it]
- Jackson Stewart: [rubs Arm]
- Robbie Stewart: Couldn't have said it better myself.
- Jackson Stewart: [buttering toast] You want some toast, I bet you do.
- Robbie Stewart: Please add some jam and butter too.
- Jackson Stewart: We're out of grape, so sad. It's all your fault, you bad dad.
- Robbie Stewart: You know what, son?
- Jackson Stewart: Yeah, dad?
- Robbie Stewart: You got nerve!
- Robbie Stewart: [in a nightmare, where Miley is a down-trodden washerwoman] Wait a minute. What's that in the corner of your mouth? Have you been eating the burnt bits off the broiler pan again?
- Miley Stewart: But, daddy! I'm just so hungry!
- [Eats more burnt bits]
- Miley Stewart: Mmm! Month-old trout skin! My favorite!
- Robbie Stewart: There are certain things a daddy knows. I know that the sun's gonna be up tomorrow, I know that Uncle Earl won't be an underwear model and I know that you're gonna be just fine.