Tina Fey credited as playing...
Liz Lemon
- Liz Lemon: Didn't you just get a haircut two days ago?
- Jack Donaghy: I get my hair cut every two days. After all, your hair is your headsuit. I'm going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novack, it's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.
- Liz Lemon: Em, I don't think he's real.
- Jack Donaghy: [laughs] I assure you, Lemon, John McCain is very real. I have to look perfect. When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.