Tina Fey credited as playing...
Liz Lemon
- Phoebe: You know how John Lennon was better than the rest of the Beatles, but didn't realize it until he met Yoko Ono? Well, I'm Jack's Yoko.
- Liz Lemon: You want to be Yoko?
- Phoebe: This is none of your business, anyway. I'm marrying Jack. He's everything I ever wanted.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, I bet he is.
- Phoebe: [in American accent] You don't know anything about me, so back off!
- Liz Lemon: What happened to your accent?
- Phoebe: [back to British accent] Um, I don't know what you're on about. You daft wanker!
- Tracy Jordan: The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from "Sesame Street," they're members too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
- Liz Lemon: Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "interweb."
- Tracy Jordan: Right, uh-huh. Make fun of me all you want, Liz Lemon. Do you know they'll ruin anybody who they think are making black people look bad? They tanked 50 Cent's movie. The blew out Terrell Owens' ankle. And they canceled Eddie Murphy's Oscar, 'cause he ran out on Scary Spice. And now they're after Tracy Jordan!