Wendy Schaal credited as playing...
Francine Smith
- Roger: [to the song "Xanadu"] Xanadu/Can't cry on cue/Now I am here in Xanadu
- [to an older lady]
- Roger: Here you go, ma'am, I talked to the chef. There's no cream in the soup, just like you asked for.
- [back to the song]
- Roger: Xanadu... !
- Francine Smith: Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship? Oh, this has Goo written all over it!
- Francine Smith: Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond!
- Steve Smith: We could go skiing!
- Stan Smith: Or, here's an alternate pitch. Uh, stay here, watch the Duke game - just hear me out - I order boneless wings from KFC - hang on to that thought, Hayley - I take a long bath and then, wait for it... none of you are here!
- Francine Smith: Or - just hear me out - we stay home and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off, I'll slam a book on your testicles.
- Steve Smith: [pause] Did someone say skiing?