Matt Bomer credited as playing...
Larry Trainor • Negative Man
- Cliff Steele: What's a street doing in the middle of nowhere?
- Larry Trainor: I'm sure they have a logical explanation.
- Rita Farr: They?
- Larry Trainor: Danny. Did I never mention a sentient, teleporting, gender-queer, street Vic and I hung out on when Jane lost her shit and tried to get married?
- Flex Mentallo: [Flex is preparing to use his flexing powers to send the Doom Patrol into the White Space] Alright, everybody focus! I need you to focus on the White Space.
- [Flex holds up an open comic book and flexes his muscles]
- Cliff Steele: Anybody? Anything?
- Elasti-Girl: I... I feel... s-something.
- Larry Trainor: Me too.
- Crazy Jane: Yeah...
- Cliff Steele: [Cliff is unable to feel because of his robot body] Is there something that I should be feeling right now?
- Larry Trainor: It's like... oh? OH!
- Elasti-Girl: Oh my...! Huh!
- Cliff Steele: [Cliff looks around and sees people in the street acting strangely] What the fuck is going on?
- Elasti-Girl: We're all reaching... .!
- Larry Trainor: Oh... oh!
- Crazy Jane: We're fucking cumming man!
- [Everyone including the Doom Patrol but except for Flex and Cliff begin to simultaneously orgasm]
- Crazy Jane: Shit!
- Larry Trainor: Oh oh!
- Elasti-Girl: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!
- Flex Mentallo: [Flex realises what's happening] I think I flexed the wrong muscle.
- Cliff Steele: No shit dummy!
- [Cliff realises that he is unable to orgasm because of his robot body and begins to fake an orgasm]
- Cliff Steele: Oh, err... oh oh, oh yeah!
- Crazy Jane: [Crazy Jane looks at Flex] I'm gonna fucking kill you! Oh fuck!
- [Everyone except for Flex and Cliff simultaneously orgasm]
- Flex Mentallo: I am so, so, so, so sorry. I was shooting for the splenius capitis, and I accidentally flexed the splenius cervicus. You did the right thing...
- Elasti-Girl: Just give us a moment!
- Larry Trainor: Please.
- Flex Mentallo: Take as much time as you need... I... I'm stupid...