Matthew Macfadyen credited as playing...
Tom Wambsgans
- Greg Hirsch: Maybe we should try to get outside.
- Tom Wambsgans: No, Greg! This is the safe room, okay? This is the panic room. We're safe here.
- Greg Hirsch: What? How is it safe?
- Tom Wambsgans: Calm down!
- Greg Hirsch: It's just a room!
- Tom Wambsgans: [reading from a list of prepared questions] Just to fend this off: Have you ever read Mein Kampf?
- Mark Ravenhead: Um... Yeah, a couple of times, I guess.
- Tom Wambsgans: Couple times? Are there any Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time?
- Mark Ravenhead: Look, I'm interested in that period of history, Tom. Okay?
- Tom Wambsgans: And what, specifically, do you find interesting about that period of history?
- Mark Ravenhead: The scale. The tragedy.
- Tom Wambsgans: Hell yeah. Yeah. Which tragedies, specifically?
- Mark Ravenhead: Europe decimated. Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles.
- Tom Wambsgans: [after a beat, waiting for him to list more tragedies] Yeah. Just checking the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million.
- Tom Wambsgans: [smiling] You little fuck, look at you! Where are they, those papers?
- Greg Hirsch: [smiling] I'll never tell!
- Tom Wambsgans: A-ha-ha-ha! You're a fuckin' slimeball! Atta boy!
- Shiv Roy: [seeing a protest as they approach Waystar Royco in a chauffeured car] The fuck is this?
- Tom Wambsgans: Ravenhead fanboys.
- Shiv Roy: Ugh. Morning, assholes.
- Tom Wambsgans: Hey, those are our assholes.
- Shiv Roy: Great, well technically they're your assholes.
- Tom Wambsgans: [watching Cyd's reporting on ATN] They're just trying to make me look like a coward. Hiding in the fucking closet while she's out there breakdancing through gunfire.