James Marsden credited as playing...
Hitch Trailblazer
- Hitch Trailblazer: [grabs a random filly and hands it to a nearby pony] Your son is safe now, ma'am.
- [runs off]
- Woman Pony: This isn't my kid!
- Hitch Trailblazer: You're welcome!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Where's my badge? Hey, you! I know unicorns like shiny things!
- Izzy Moonbow: Oh, you know, I think I did see a shiny badgey thing on the ground a few hours ago.
- Hitch Trailblazer: What? Hours?
- Izzy Moonbow: Well, maybe it's for the best. Between you and me, buddy, that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Anypony care to explain?
- Sunny Starscout: We had to get the crystal. Look...
- [reaches into her hand bag only to discover she doesn't have the crystal]
- Sunny Starscout: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! It's not here!
- Zipp Storm: Seriously?
- Izzy Moonbow: On the bright side, we had so much fun losing it!
- Hitch Trailblazer: You did it, Sunny.
- Sunny Starscout: No. We did it.
- Izzy Moonbow: Now we never have to be apart!
- Hitch Trailblazer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, Pipp Petals: Hoofs to heart!
- Pipp Petals: That is not cool.
- Hitch Trailblazer: It is *not*! Wait, did I just agree with a Pegasus?
- Sunny Starscout: Hitch, what are you doing?
- Hitch Trailblazer: Arresting you! And saving you. You're welcome.
- Izzy Moonbow: Hi, guys! Now, I know what you're thinking...
- Sprout: Ahh! She's already reading our minds! Quick, before she fries our brains!
- [runs off]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, where are you going?
- Sprout: To get reinforcements!
- Hitch Trailblazer: We have reinforcements?
- Zipp Storm: [as the unicorns do their ritual] Okay? I'm gonna need some context.
- Izzy Moonbow: Unicorns are very superstitious. If a pony ever says a forbidden word, we have to do our ritual to ward off the jinxies.
- Pipp Petals: Jinxies?
- Izzy Moonbow: Bad luck.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Forbidden words?
- Izzy Moonbow: Magic, wing, feather... oh, and mayonnaise.
- Hitch Trailblazer: What's wrong with may...
- Izzy Moonbow: Ahh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny. Do you think you've escaped? Well, think again. I will not eat, I will not sleep... Well, maybe a quick nap and a snack if I can't find you in the next few hours, but after that, nothing will stop me!
- Izzy Moonbow: Her mom is the queen!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, that means you're a princess?
- Zipp Storm: Huh. Well, look at that. The sheriff just became a detective.