Conchata Ferrell credited as playing...
Berta
- Berta: [to Charlie] I know you. Myra's not one of your handi-wipes in high heels that you can just throw out after you... wipe your handi.
- Charlie Harper: Yeah? Well, you don't know what you're talking about, because this relationship is not based on sex.
- Berta: Not based on sex? Well, unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred-dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?
- Berta: [to Charlie] What is it you always say about going to a wedding with a woman you're sleeping with? You say, and I quote, "Better I should light myself on fire and run through a meth lab!"