Angus T. Jones credited as playing...
Jake Harper
- Alan Harper: [Jake is annoyed because he had to sleep in his father's bed and his father kept getting out of bed to pee] Okay. One of those was to get a glass of water.
- Jake Harper: Well, there's your problem! Stop topping off the tank!
- Alan Harper: [scrubbing Jake's tuxedo pants] What is this, candle wax? How do you get candle wax on the seat of your pants?
- Jake Harper: I don't know!
- Alan Harper: You don't know?
- Jake Harper: Okay. I might've lit a couple of farts.