Erik King credited as playing...
Sgt. James Doakes
- Dexter Morgan: Hey, Sergeant. Thank for supporting the bowling team.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Fuck you! Where's my blood report on the Maynard victim? So what's that? A titty site?
- Dexter Morgan: Caught me.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Bullshit. What the hell were you really doing in here?
- Dexter Morgan: The tits are right there.
- Sergeant James Doakes: But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
- Dexter Morgan: Huh. How would you know? Call me an office crazy but your humbling interest in my personal life could be misinterpreted as harassment in some circles.
- Sergeant James Doakes: So report me.
- Dexter Morgan: [narrating] I could think of easier solutions.
- Dexter Morgan: Hey, Sergeant. Thanks for supporting the bowling team.
- Sergeant James Doakes: Fuck you.
- Sergeant James Doakes: [a hysterical woman runs onto the crime scene and is soon escorted away] Can we please secure this motherfucking crime scene?