Milind Soman credited as playing...
Anant Ghoshal
- Bharat Bhushan: Asif, this is Bhushan.
- Asif Merchant: Bharat, your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis.
- Bharat Bhushan: Even I'm watching the match, there are a lot of overs left.
- Asif Merchant: If they couldn't do anything in 43 overs, what can they uproot now?
- Bharat Bhushan: Have you forgotten about the Multan one-day? So badly we uprooted you, that you are still holding it in your hand.
- Bharat Bhushan: Get lost!
- Asif Merchant: You get lost!
- Bharat Bhushan: You get lost!
- [Bharat bangs the phone]
- Anant Ghoshal: What a character, man!
- Bharat Bhushan: I know.
- Ranjeet Thadani: I've been tolerating him all evening! You hung up?
- Bharat Bhushan: I'll call him again. Look, don't worry, we fight all the time but we are best friends. We can die for each other.
- Ranjeet Thadani: Put the speaker phone on please.
- Bharat Bhushan: Redial. It is ringing.
- Ranjeet Thadani: I can hear it.
- Asif Merchant: Hmmm...
- Bharat Bhushan: Asif, listen to me carefully...
- Asif Merchant: Now only 6 overs are left. What has your Bhajji uprooted?
- Bharat Bhushan: Forget the match. I have some important work.
- Asif Merchant: On one condition - Say, "Rahul Dravid, down-down. India bye-bye."
- Bharat Bhushan: Have you lost your goddamn mind? Never ever!
- Asif Merchant: In that case, go to hell.
- [Anant & Ranjeet: Please, please say it]
- Asif Merchant: What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?
- Bharat Bhushan: I'm doing this only for you Ranjeet Thadani! - "India down-down, Rahul Dravid bye-bye".
- Asif Merchant: You actually said it? Is everything okay, buddy?