Scott Michael Foster credited as playing...
Cappie
- Evan: Kappa Taus win. On a technicality. Shocker.
- Cappie: Don't worry, we'll beat you gals fair and square.
- Evan: Oh like you've ever beaten us at anything.
- Cappie: One word: Beer pong.
- Evan: You are a joke, do you know that?
- The Beaver: And you're a jerkoff.
- Cappie: No, it's all right Beaver. I mean, if Spitter can take him down with a paddle, I think I can take care of myself.
- Evan: Yeah, well, it's just too bad you couldn't take care of Casey.
- Cappie: Now why would you have to go and bring that...
- The Beaver: He took care of her. All night long during rush.
- Cappie: Down, Beav.
- Evan: I'll see you on the court.
- Cappie: Can you see those huge guys out there with the sticks?
- Rusty Cartwright: Yea.
- Cappie: Good, cause I can't, which might be a sign of a concussion.
- Cappie: Spitter? Is that you?
- Rusty Cartwright: Yeah, hi! Do you think I can get a chance to play? I'm ready! I've been practicing!
- Cappie: Can you see those huge guys out there with the sticks?
- Rusty Cartwright: Yeah...
- Cappie: Good, 'cause I can't. Which might be a sign of a concussion. Wait... There they are! Be right back!
- Cappie: It's a big game, Spitter. It's bigger than all of us. It's a classic battle between good and Evan.
- Cappie: Oh, Rusty. If you get the ball go that way.
- [points]
- Rusty Cartwright: Please don't hit it to me.
- Casey Cartwright: [in the stands] Please don't hit it to him.
- Casey Cartwright: [to Rebecca] Um, I think I wanted iced coffee.
- Cappie: Might I recommend a Cappie-cino?
- Rebecca Logan: Here you go. Try this.
- Casey Cartwright: Um, I think I want an iced coffee.
- Cappie: Might I recommend a "Cappie-cino"?!
- The Beaver: Maybe we should call it Cap.
- Cappie: I'm over here, dude. Maybe we should throw in the towel.
- Rusty Cartwright: No you can't give up! Isn't this game bigger than all of us? Isn't this about kicking ass? Isn't this about good versus Evan?
- Cappie: He's right! You may not be feeling well. Some of you are even still drunk! But I see before me a team of Kappa Tau's, playing in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. Will you fight? Ay, fight and you might die. Run and you might live, atleast for a while.
- The Beaver: It hurts real bad, Cap.
- Cappie: Drunk people don't feel pain! And neither do Scotsmen. We may be puking, but the Omega Kai's are not used to running on puke like we are! And Rusty here... Look at him, just a nice kid from Cleveland...
- Rusty Cartwright: Chicago...
- Cappie: And I know that when he's dying in his bed many years from now, he be willing to trade all his days from this day, for one chance...
- Rusty Cartwright: I'm actually fine...
- Cappie: Just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they will never be able to take our freedom! Yeah!!