Kat Dennings credited as playing...
Darcy Lewis
- Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers.
- Darcy Lewis: It's a working theory.
- Darcy Lewis: A bonafide joint multi-service response. Really looking forward to the commemorative t-shirt.
- Darcy Lewis: Twins. What a twist.
- [seeing Woo's look]
- Darcy Lewis: What? I'm invested.
- Monica Rambeau: He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
- Jimmy Woo: Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality.
- Darcy Lewis: No. Never.
- Darcy Lewis: 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment, can it?
- Jimmy Woo: And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby.
- Darcy Lewis: You want any?
- Jimmy Woo: Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a little FBI badge.
- [realizing what she means]
- Jimmy Woo: Oh, you... chip? Sure.
- Director Hayward: Is it authentic?
- Darcy Lewis: I'm not sure how to answer that.
- Director Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
- Darcy Lewis: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.
- Director Hayward: What do you know?
- Darcy Lewis: My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...
- Director Hayward: Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.
- Darcy Lewis: Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV, and when I plugged this bad boy in, voila, sound and picture.
- Darcy Lewis: [upon seeing Vision on the TV monitors] Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? Not blipped, dead?
- Agent Monti: What are you getting?
- Darcy Lewis: A colossal amount of CMBR.
- Agent Monti: CM...
- Darcy Lewis: Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation.
- Agent Monti: We've been told the radiation is within a safe limit.
- Darcy Lewis: Uh, it is. For now.
- Agent Monti: Wait, what do you mean...
- Darcy Lewis: Shh. There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here.
- [groaning as she struggles to pick up a desktop-like computer tower]
- Darcy Lewis: I got it.
- [turning it on and adjusting knobs]
- Darcy Lewis: I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat.
- Darcy Lewis: [after spotting Maria in a "WandaVision" episode] Does she seem okay to you?
- Jimmy Woo: Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.
- Darcy Lewis: So, what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?
- Jimmy Woo: With whom? Or else, what? All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
- Darcy Lewis: It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
- Jimmy Woo: But why?
- Darcy Lewis: Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel.
- Darcy Lewis: So, you've seen that radio on Wanda's kitchen counter, right? The next time she's washing dishes, which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. This is totally gonna work.
- [Woo moves to fiddle with a piece of equipment]
- Darcy Lewis: Don't touch that.
- Jimmy Woo: Is this from the current episode?
- Agent Rodriguez: Aired about two minutes ago.
- Darcy Lewis: What is it?
- Jimmy Woo: What does it look like to you?
- Darcy Lewis: Like a retro version of a S.W.O.R.D. drone?
- Jimmy Woo: Bingo.
- Darcy Lewis: But how did it change and why?
- Jimmy Woo: Uh, to go with the production design?
- Darcy Lewis: Or render it useless.
- Jimmy Woo: Why'd you colorize it?
- Agent Rodriguez: I didn't.
- Darcy Lewis: There's nothing here. One second, Maria is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. Someone is censoring the broadcast.
- Jimmy Woo: But where's Rambeau?