- Child: Mommy, Mommy, a superhero!
- Mother: Wow, Stevie! You wanna say hi?
- [boy runs straight past Clint and Kate, to a band of street performers dressed up as superheroes]
- Kate Bishop: [points to girl with bow and arrow] Hey, look, I think that one's you.
- Clint Barton: No, that's Katniss Everdeen. Let's go.
- Kate Bishop: Your problem's branding.
- Clint Barton: No, my problem is you. And this ninja suit, and the people trying to kill you because of this ninja suit. The whole thing's a problem that I'm going to solve today, so I can go home to my family.
- Kate Bishop: No, it's branding.
- Grills: Wait a minute, aren't you Hawkeye?
- Clint Barton: Look, I'm not trying to cause a scene here, alright? Out of respect for whatever the hell this is. But I'm plumb out of patience, so you've got two choices, understand? I could take this pretend sword, and you pretend to die, and I take that suit. Or I'm gonna real punch you, and you're gonna real fall down.
- Clint Barton: Since when did everybody start saying, "I love you" to everybody, all the time?
- Kate Bishop: That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?
- Clint Barton: When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.
- Kate Bishop: Now that I've answered all your questions, I have so many for you! Starting with, can you sign this?
- Clint Barton: I'm not done yet.
- Kate Bishop: But when you are, could you sign my bow? You're kinda my favorite Avenger.
- Clint Barton: You okay, by the way?
- Clint Barton: Once you get to the airport, Cooper's in charge. No donuts, buddy.
- Lila Barton: What, why is he in charge, he's an idiot!
- Cooper Barton: I may be an idiot, but I've got seniority.
- Ivan: Kate Bishop.
- Clint Barton: Not Kate Bishop.
- Ivan: Kate Bishop is guy, bro.
- Clint Barton: Kate Bishop is not guy.