Curtis Webster credited as playing...
Dr. Skull
- Baby of the Year Host: Let's hear once again from the babies' pediatrician.
- Dr. Skull: Baby Porkins is 99th percentile in weight, and 10th percentile in height.
- Baby of the Year Host: Ooo-hoo! We've got a certified choad on our hands. Little tuna can.
- Dr. Skull: Baby Fubbins is also 90th percentile in weight.
- Baby of the Year Host: Ooh, another choad!
- Dr. Skull: Mr. Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite, and completely flat back of the head.
- Audience member: I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!
- Baby of the Year Host: Get him... out of here!
- Dr. Skull: I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.