Matt King credited as playing...
Super Hans
- Jeremy Usborne: Can I get you a drink?
- Russell: Oh, I'm full of Diet Coke here, man. I haven't had a proper drink for six years.
- [taps his nose]
- Russell: None of the party powder either.
- Jeremy Usborne: Oh, right. I mean, you've been as high as it's possible to go.
- Russell: Well, yeah. Yeah, I suppose I have.
- Jeremy Usborne: And you've been as low as it's possible to get.
- Russell: Yeah, yeah, I have.
- Jeremy Usborne: And what's it like when you're up that high?
- Russell: Ha, it's incredible!
- Jeremy Usborne: And what's it like when you're down that low?
- Russell: Ah, it's terrible. It's horrible.
- Super Hans: And what's it like when you're in the middle?
- Russell: It's, uh, you know, it's fine.
- [Jeremy has told Mark that his job working as a Handyman for Russell "The Orgazoid" involves giving him handjobs]
- Jeremy Usborne: And now I don't know what to do, cos on the one hand... On the one hand it's a really good job, but on the other I don't really want to go back to that place or have anything to do with him.
- Mark Corrigan: God, that's a really tough decision.
- [voiceover]
- Mark Corrigan: Stay! Stay so I can use the house!
- Jeremy Usborne: I got Super Hans to fill in yesterday, said I was sick. There's loads needs doing before he comes back but I just feel a bit dirty, you know?
- Mark Corrigan: Mmm, yeah, I know what you mean, I feel the same sometimes when I come back from JLB and I've had to do loads of spreadsheets.
- Jeremy Usborne: I don't think it is the same, Mark. I feel like my soul is being chipped away bit by bit.
- Mark Corrigan: Welcome to the world of work, Jeremy. You know, you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
- Jeremy Usborne: And you don't have to be a smackhead to wank off old geezers but that probably helps too.
- [the doorbell rings. Jeremy answers it - it's Super Hans]
- Super Hans: Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?
- Jeremy Usborne: Sorry, I didn't think.
- Super Hans: Well, you should have bloody thought. Jesus!
- Jeremy Usborne: Did you do it?
- Super Hans: Course I did. How do you think I got these trainers?
- Nancy: What's going on? Who's wanking who off?
- Super Hans: Jeremy's been wanking off this bloke for cash.
- Jeremy Usborne: No, I haven't! It's not...
- Nancy: [smiling] Jeremy, that is so you! I always knew you'd end up doing something like that.