Timothy Omundson credited as playing...
Carlton Lassiter
- Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, you missed something. We found prints.
- Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
- Carlton Lassiter: *Finger* prints.
- Emilina Saffron: Hello? I need my bag!
- [sees Lassiter]
- Emilina Saffron: Oh, Mr. Bean, thank God it's you! I really need my bag, please.
- Carlton Lassiter: And I need a confession.
- Emilina Saffron: I have a kid in Milwaukee. The father's Samoan. Can I now please have my bag, Tony Randall?
- [in an interrogation room]
- Carlton Lassiter: Great. What are you two doing down at that competition?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: We're looking for our big break.
- Shawn Spencer: Do I get a phone call?
- Carlton Lassiter: No. I am trying to conduct an investigation. Out!
- Shawn Spencer: Don't you want to ask us if we did it?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Ask *him*. I plead the fifth.
- Emilina Saffron: Now you're trying to seduce me.
- Carlton Lassiter: I never thought I would make this sound in my lifetime, but... ewww!
- Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, you missed something. We've found prints.
- Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red Corvette...
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: under the cherry moon?
- Carlton Lassiter: Finger-prints
- Carlton Lassiter: Well, who was it?
- Emilina Saffron: I can't be sure. I thought I was dreaming, but it might have been a werewolf.