Mallory Everton credited as playing...
Devin
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Are you wearing that to the shoot?
- Devin: You like? The top and bottom, match!
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: You look like fat Scott Calvin from "The Santa Clause."
- Devin: That's what I was going for!
- Devin: [holding out a bread bag soaked with milk] Wet milk bread?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: I'm good.
- Devin: [shrugs] More for me.
- Devin: This is honestly the most boring job we've ever done, including that office safety demonstration we filmed.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: That's what we're doing right now.
- Devin: We're still doing it?
- Vanessa: Out of curiosity, what exactly did I just watch?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Our pitch video.
- Vanessa: That video didn't even have the name of your company.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Yeah, it did.
- Micah: It's Video Production Company.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Video Production Company.
- Devin: Video Production Company.
- Vanessa: Your video production company is called... Video Production Company?
- Devin: I don't like your tone. What do you call that? It's just a stapler. It doesn't need a fancy name.
- Vanessa: This is a computer mouse. Aren't you an editor?
- Devin: [scoffs] What does she know? Did you see what she was wearing?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
- Devin: Yeah.
- Joan: We'll give you $50,000 a year.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: What?
- Joan: Fine, $60,000!
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: What?
- Joan: $70,000?
- Devin: Keep saying 'what'!
- Micah: We can't do anything without Zona!
- Ryan: Yeah! Last week, I got my belt loop hooked on a coat rack, and she got me down.
- Devin: She's our producer.
- Owen Darby: Yeah. My visionary directing would be nothing without her grunt moose work.
- Devin: Zona, I sold our apartment lease and all of our furniture to a man in a van.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: What? Where are we gonna live?
- Devin: Van Man traded me for this!
- [holds up a foldable tent in a bag]
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Please tell me there's a two-bedroom house in that bag.
- Devin: Better! It's an old tent with a dark past. Take that, Butts!
- Owen Darby: Wait, Van Man traded you for it? So you didn't get any money at all?
- Devin: Oh, wow. Plasma's a lot more important to brain function than I realized.
- Joan: Don't you miss the crowds chanting your name?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: I was great. I played stadiums.
- Joan: And now you're digging through a dumpster for food.
- Devin: Hey! Our food dumpster's three blocks down, lady! Get your dumpsters straight! We're digging in this one for money, because we stabbed a guy. Heh.
- Devin: Did you mean to sign the wrong name?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: No, I think I have brain damage.
- Devin: Yeah, I think I dark tip.