Floyd Devereaux
Samuel Liston / Santa Voice
Jacqueline
Lily
Percy
Edward
Roy
Anselm Vogelweide
Tor
Coach Osterhoudt
Lentin 'Beans' Washington
The Lawyer
Mick Junior
Diminutive Man
The Limo Driver
The Dirty Cop
Dr. Elk
Female Interviewer
Hoyt Reynolds
The Demon
Jimmy the Drunk
Head Engineer
Bobby
Linda Maron
Gloria
The Publicist (as Jas Dhanda)
Kimi (as Kiri Etzkorn)
Assistant Engineer
Dick Dean
The Butler
Sonny
The Publisher
Beans's Point Guard
Tall Orderly
Arthur Oswald
Chin
ANDRe the Robot
Pauly (uncredited)
Female Courtisan (uncredited)