Ed Helms credited as playing...
Andy Bernard
- Andy Bernard: Okay, so... Help us out.
- Michael Scott: Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
- Kevin Malone: Michael, please...
- Michael Scott: What part of "shorn't" don't you understand, Kevin?
- Andy Bernard: I left my cell phone in my car.
- Phyllis Lapin: Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay.
- [first lines]
- Pam Beesly: W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.
- Jim Halpert: So we had to park at a satellite parking lot
- [tilts head]
- Jim Halpert: over there.
- Pam Beesly: Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
- Pam Beesly: Nature!
- Oscar Martinez: I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.
- Andy Bernard: I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar!
- Kevin Malone: [on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily] I will quit. As God as my witness, *I will quit*
- [sniff]
- Kevin Malone: if this is not fixed!
- Pam Beesly: Some of us like the walk more than others.
- Kevin Malone: [off-screen] Hurts like hell...