Angela Kinsey credited as playing...
Angela Martin
- Dwight Schrute: I can make more sales than a computer. In fact, I challenge that website to make more sales than me today.
- Angela Martin: Waste of time.
- Michael Scott: What's that, pipsqueak?
- Angela Martin: Waste of time. The website's going to win.
- Dwight Schrute: You believe a computer can beat me?
- Angela Martin: I don't care, but yes.
- Dwight Schrute: Well, I will prove you wrong.
- Angela Martin: I don't care, and you won't.
- Dwight Schrute: You'll see.
- Angela Martin: I won't be watching, and I won't.
- Angela Martin: [to Phyllis about misspelling launch on the party sign] It is awful. You've made this day awful.
- Kevin Malone: Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
- Michael Scott: [speaking in a hushed voice as he approaches the sign] Oh, lunch party.
- Angela Martin: It's supposed to say launch!
- Michael Scott: Okay! Wow! Easy booster seat. Nobody cares about this party anyway.
- Angela Martin: I care!
- Angela Martin: Hey, do you know any men that you can fix me up with? I would like to have a relationship with a man.
- Pam Beesly: Um, I'll get back to you.
- Angela Martin: Let me know.
- Angela Martin: "Plan a party Angela, oh, and the entire world will see it; oh, and here's 65 dollars for your budget; oh, and here are four idiots who'll do nothing but let you down; oh, and your cat's still dead".
- Kevin Malone: [Angela and Phyllis are hanging up a banner for the Launch Party] Isn't 7:00 p.m. a little late for a lunch party?
- Angela Martin: [to Phyllis] Lunch party? It's supposed to say "Launch Party." What is wrong with you?
- Phyllis Lapin: [cuts to confessional] Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw, so I googled, "How to deal with difficult people." And I got all of this.
- [she holds up a few sheets of paper with information]
- Phyllis Lapin: So we're gonna try out some new things today.
- Phyllis Lapin: [it cuts back to the office] So, how do you feel about the fact that the banner says "Lunch"?
- Angela Martin: I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.
- Phyllis Lapin: [Phyllis looks down at the sheets of paper] I'm so sorry to hear that. That must be awful.
- Angela Martin: It is awful. You've made this day awful.
- Kevin Malone: Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
- Angela Martin: Then it would say "Lanch Party," Kevin. Would it really be better if it said "Lanch Party"?