Brian Baumgartner credited as playing...
Kevin Malone
- Stanley Hudson: You find anything?
- Kevin Malone: We think it's a straightforward kidnapping.
- Oscar Martinez: Stanley, could you look up accomplices?
- Stanley Hudson: Why can't you guys do it?
- Oscar Martinez: Because we're looking up jail time.
- Angela Martin: [to Phyllis about misspelling launch on the party sign] It is awful. You've made this day awful.
- Kevin Malone: Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
- Michael Scott: [speaking in a hushed voice as he approaches the sign] Oh, lunch party.
- Angela Martin: It's supposed to say launch!
- Michael Scott: Okay! Wow! Easy booster seat. Nobody cares about this party anyway.
- Angela Martin: I care!
- Kevin Malone: [Angela and Phyllis are hanging up a banner for the Launch Party] Isn't 7:00 p.m. a little late for a lunch party?
- Angela Martin: [to Phyllis] Lunch party? It's supposed to say "Launch Party." What is wrong with you?
- Phyllis Lapin: [cuts to confessional] Angela is worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw, so I googled, "How to deal with difficult people." And I got all of this.
- [she holds up a few sheets of paper with information]
- Phyllis Lapin: So we're gonna try out some new things today.
- Phyllis Lapin: [it cuts back to the office] So, how do you feel about the fact that the banner says "Lunch"?
- Angela Martin: I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid.
- Phyllis Lapin: [Phyllis looks down at the sheets of paper] I'm so sorry to hear that. That must be awful.
- Angela Martin: It is awful. You've made this day awful.
- Kevin Malone: Maybe you could just change the U into an A.
- Angela Martin: Then it would say "Lanch Party," Kevin. Would it really be better if it said "Lanch Party"?