Debra Azar credited as playing...
Dr. Donna
- Dr. Kim Briggs: [in labor] Aaaaargh! I hate you so much right now, J.D.!
- Dr. Donna: Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.
- Dr. Kim Briggs: I do! He just broke up with me!
- Dr. Donna: What?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: No, no! Technically I didn't break up with her; I just told her I didn't love her.
- Nurse Shirley: Who did he say that to?
- Dr. Donna: The mother of his baby!
- Nurse Shirley: No, he didn't...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [to himself] Man, she looks familiar...
- Dr. Kim Briggs: Get out!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.
- Dr. Kim Briggs: I have someone else I can call!
- [Elliot's sleeping; her phone rings; she wakes up and answers]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Keith, I get it, I ruined your life. Stop calling.
- [on the phone Kim cries in agony]
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh hey, Kim!
- Dr. Donna: Okay Kim, you're still a few hours away. I understand you'll be wanting an epidural?
- Dr. Kim Briggs: Yes, but I hate pain so much, I'm hoping there's a pill you can give me so that getting the epidural itself won't hurt.
- [Both start laughing]
- Dr. Kim Briggs: Why does she think I'm joking? I hate her and her chipmunky face.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [beat] Kim, your quiet voice is a little louder than usual.