Zach Braff credited as playing...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [about Carla's Dream] That is a weird dream.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Yeah, I don't even like waterparks... I mean I did 'til someone thought it'd be funny to go down the slide two seconds after me.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Dude, the lifeguard told me to go.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Really? Did he also tell you to take your trunks off, Turk? Because the last thing a guy wants to see when he's in a splash pool is his best friends junk headed towards him at forty miles per hour... felt like I got pistol-whipped!