Charles Malik Whitfield credited as playing...
FBI Agent Victor Henriksen
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I got a lot to celebrate. I mean, after all, seein' you two in chains?
- Dean Winchester: You kinky son of a bitch. We don't swing that way.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I, uh... I shot the sheriff.
- Dean Winchester: But you didn't shoot the deputy.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Five minutes ago I was fine, and then...
- Dean Winchester: Let me guess. Some nasty black smoke jammed itself down your throat?
- Sam Winchester: You were possessed.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Possessed, like... possessed?
- Sam Winchester: That's what it feels like. Now you know.
- Dean Winchester: I owe you the biggest I-told-you-so ever.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I better call in. Hell of a story I won't be telling.
- Sam Winchester: So what are you gonna tell 'em?
- FBI Agent Henricksen: The least ridiculous lie I can come up with in the next five minutes.
- Dean Winchester: Good luck with that. Not to pressure you or anything, but... what are you planning to do about us?
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I'm gonna kill you.
- [he smiles]
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Sam and Dean Winchester were in the chopper when it caught on fire. Nothing's left. Can't even identify 'em with dental records. Rest in peace, guys.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: You know what I'm trying to decide?
- Dean Winchester: I don't know, what, whether Cialis will help you with your little condition?
- Dean Winchester: if it makes you feel any better, Big Foot's a hoax.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: it doesn't.