Jared Padalecki credited as playing...
Sam Winchester
- Bela Talbot: Really Sam... I expect the attitude from him, but from you...
- Sam Winchester: [stares at her] You shot me!
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam about Gert] What a crazy old broad.
- Sam Winchester: Why, because she believes in ghosts?
- Dean Winchester: Haha, look at ya, stickin' up for ya girlfriend, you cougar hound.
- Sam Winchester: Bite me
- Dean Winchester: Not if she bites ya first
- Dean Winchester: [driving] So I've been waiting since Maple Springs. You got something to tell me?
- Sam Winchester: [confused] It's not your birthday...
- Dean Winchester: No.
- Sam Winchester: Happy Purim? Dude, I don't know, I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Dean Winchester: There's a bullet missing from the Colt. Wanna tell me how that happened?
- [Sam shakes his head]
- Dean Winchester: I know it wasn't me, so unless you were shooting at some incredibly evil cans...
- Dean Winchester: [angry] You went after it, didn't you? The crossroads demon, after I told you not to.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, well...
- Dean Winchester: you coulda gotten yourself killed.
- Sam Winchester: I didn't.
- Dean Winchester: And you shot her?
- Sam Winchester: She was a smartass!
- Sam Winchester: I gotta ID the boat.
- Dean Winchester: Shouldn't be too hard, how many three mast clipper ships are wrecked off the coast?
- Sam Winchester: [smiles] I checked that too, actually. Over one hundred and fifty.
- Dean Winchester: Wow.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: Crap.
- Sam Winchester: Mmmhmm.
- Dean Winchester: So, I've been waiting since Maple Springs. You got something to tell me?
- Sam Winchester: It's not your birthday...
- Dean Winchester: No.
- Sam Winchester: [thinks hard] ...Happy Purim?
- Dean Winchester: So what happens? You see the ship, and then a few hours later you pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye?
- Sam Winchester: Basically.