Joe Lo Truglio credited as playing...
Charles Boyle
- Amy Santiago: Charles, meet Mac.
- Jake Peralta: Short for McClane.
- Charles Boyle: As in Shirley? I love it.
- Jake Peralta: No, as in John, from "Die Hard."
- Charles Boyle: I mean, they're both incredibly cool. Only one Oscar winner.
- Charles Boyle: This is it. My purpose is clear. I was put on this Earth to get you back in time to see your baby's birth.
- Jake Peralta: I mean, you're a grown man with your own hopes and dreams.
- Charles Boyle: [Decisively] My purpose is clear.
- Russ: She shot me! She shot me in the leg.
- Dotty: You made a sudden motion!
- Russ: I sneezed!
- Jake Peralta: Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for?
- Dotty: To protect myself. Cops are all wimps now.
- [mockingly]
- Dotty: My wife is having a baby and I have to be there to brush her hair.
- Jake Peralta: I wasn't gonna brush her hair.
- Charles Boyle: You weren't?
- Kayla: Oh, yuck, none of you are cute with the lights fully on.
- Charles Boyle: You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? Two can play at that game. Let's talk about your bangs.