Kristen Schaal credited as playing...
Mel
- Bret: Mel, these scrambled eggs are terrific.
- Mel: Thank you, Bret.
- Rain: Yeah, thanks for the food. It's really nice.
- Mel: Thank you. Um, what was your name again?
- Rain: It's Rain.
- Mel: Oh, that's nice. Like, kind of like bad weather. I remember your name from the fan list. I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?
- Rain: No.
- Mel: No? Do you not have a computer, or...
- Rain: No, I do have a computer.
- Mel: Oh, you can't read.
- Summer: So who's the old dude in the photo with you?
- Mel: That's my husband, Doug.
- Summer: Oh. I thought he was your dad.
- Mel: He's a little bit older than me. He was my college professor. I remember seeing him on the first day of college. He was so dapper and so knowledgeable, and I just had to have him. He resisted for a while, and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end love overcame. I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.