Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Serena van der Woodsen: I miss you. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. Ya know, walking to school together. Dancing on tables at Bungalow. Midnight swimming at your mom's country house. Your like my sister. And ya know, with our families, we need each other.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would've been funny. Actually it kind of was.
- [both girls laugh]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, I wish I could've been there.
- Blair Waldorf: You are now. I have to meet Nate. Kinda have something special planned.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, I don't wanna keep you, but, um...
- Serena van der Woodsen: [gives Blair a hug] I love you, B.
- Blair Waldorf: I love you too, S.
- Serena van der Woodsen: So how's your mom doing, with the divorce and all?
- Blair Waldorf: Great. So my dad left her for another man. She lost fifteen pounds and got an eyelift. It's been good for her.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm really sorry.
- Blair Waldorf: Yeah, I could tell. Since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.
- Eleanor Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
- Blair Waldorf: Thanks, mom.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair. Maybe we could meet tonight?
- Blair Waldorf: I'd love to! But I'm doing something with Nate tonight.
- Serena van der Woodsen: The Palace. 8:00? Nate will wait.
- Gossip Girl: [narration; voice-over] Spotted on the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle.
- Blair Waldorf: I could only do... half hour?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Thanks for making the time.
- Blair Waldorf: You're my best friend.
- Serena van der Woodsen: So, when's the party?
- Blair Waldorf: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until twelve hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
- Jenny Humphrey: Actually...
- Blair Waldorf: You can go now.
- Chuck Bass: Who is that?
- Blair Waldorf: Probably some bitch from Chapin.
- Chuck Bass: A hot bitch from Chapin.
- Eleanor Waldorf: Blair, if you're going to wear one of my designs, tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted.
- Blair Waldorf: Thanks, mom. I'll keep that in mind. Great party.
- Eleanor Waldorf: [to party guest] She is my best advertisement.
- Serena van der Woodsen: How's your mom doing with the divorce?
- Blair Waldorf: Great. So my dad left her for another man. She lost fifteen pounds, got an eyelift. It's been good for her.