Susan Misner credited as playing...
Alison Humphrey
- Rufus Humphrey: [with letter that The New Yorker sent to Dan] My son, the writer.
- Alison Humphrey: Published writer.
- Jenny Humphrey: Yeah, you got your dream girl and your story in New Yorker. Maybe you should just die now.
- Dan Humphrey: It's true. I may have peaked.
- [opens another letter]
- Dan Humphrey: This one is from the Smiths. "Season's Greetings." That's... very original.
- Jenny Humphrey: Their name is Smith. They don't have to be original.
- Dan Humphrey: [opened another one] This one is from, uh, Alex...
- Alison Humphrey: [alarmed] What?
- Dan Humphrey: [reads aloud] "Alison, meet me... meet me on the twenty-fourth."
- Alison Humphrey: No, Dan...
- Dan Humphrey: And that's not a Christmas card.