Ed Westwick credited as playing...
Chuck Bass
- Chuck Bass: As much as I love hearing about not needing material things from a guy with *that* much product in his hair, this party is about excess.
- Chuck Bass: What is Carter still doing here?
- Nate Archibald: I invited him.
- Chuck Bass: Or he invited himself. That is his style. Begging us to break free of our prisms while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite.
- Nate Archibald: And a good ball player if I remember right. You sure you just don't want to lose to him now, Chuck?
- Carter Baizen: Maybe if your daddy bought you a basketball team instead of a hotel you'd have some skill.
- Chuck Bass: Look, this is the last weekend for juniors, not senior citizens. Go jump into a volcano.
- Carter Baizen: We'll just settle it on the court.
- Chuck Bass: Settle it right now.
- Nate Archibald: Hey, chill out!
- Chuck Bass: No! This is my game. I pick the players.
- Carter Baizen: I get it, I'll go.
- Nate Archibald: Hey, hey, man, is that card game tonight?
- Carter Baizen: Yeah.
- Nate Archibald: Text me the address later.
- Carter Baizen: I will.
- [Carter leaves]
- Nate Archibald: You didn't have to do that, man!
- Chuck Bass: Nobody wanted him here. He's an older brother bringing everyone down.
- Nate Archibald: Let's just play some ball.
- Chuck Bass: [to the boys attending his weekend-long exclusive party] You eat what I provide, practice what I preach and 'till I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for.
- Chuck Bass: [speech to kick-off a weekend-long party] You've lived through Ivy Week and hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice. Now, let's ruin those chances.