Cole Hauser credited as playing...
Rip Wheeler
- John Dutton: Hey, if you uh, you hire another girl, she needs to be mean or ugly, one of the two. Last thing I need is a love-struck cowboy climbin' into the wrong bunk. You know what I mean?
- Rip Wheeler: Mean or ugly. Yes sir.
- Beth Dutton: What is this?
- Rip Wheeler: A little job fair.
- Beth Dutton: Hiring cowgirls now?
- Rip Wheeler: We're equal opportunity here at Yellowstone.Plus, women work twice as hard and eat half as much.
- Beth Dutton: Wow. You're a real renaissance man, you know that?
- Rip Wheeler: Don't tell anybody, now.
- Teeter: Head's up! You tying cow lover? No? Go get my rope! Country muh-fuck!
- Lloyd Pierce: That Spanish?
- Rip Wheeler: I don't know.I'll tell you one thing, though: she's a hand.
- Teeter: You hear me, fuck! fuck you bad later.
- Lloyd Pierce: Ride the hair off a horse, that's for damn sure. But we need someone who can speak English.
- Rip Wheeler: Hey! Yo! Where'd you learn to cowboy?
- Teeter: I been fuck' pullin' and draggin' since I could bounce piss off a rock.
- Rip Wheeler: That's ain't Spanish. That's Texan.
- Lloyd Pierce: That's ain't Texan. That's gibberish.
- Rip Wheeler: No, I'm telling you, it's Texan. I can smell 'em a mile away. What's your name?
- Teeter: Teeter.
- [Pronounced TAY-TER]
- Rip Wheeler: What's that?
- Teeter: Tee-ter.
- Rip Wheeler: Did you hear that?
- Lloyd Pierce: I think she's saying "Peter". Your name Peter?
- Teeter: Do I look like my fucking name is Peter, you skunk-hard motherfucker?
- Lloyd Pierce: She just called me a motherfucker.
- Teeter: You understood, that, didn't you, you bow-legged bastard. Hey, you look like you all got bent over on one of them nurse things, fucked up the ass 'til your knees buckled.
- Lloyd Pierce: This is the kind of girl that got drove to high school wearing a damn hockey helmet.She's gonna go through the bunkhouse like wildfire.
- Rip Wheeler: She's perfect. Trust me. Hire her.