Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Gael: Gael.
- Ted Mosby: I'm sorry. Gayle?
- Gael: Gael.
- Barney Stinson: Kyle?
- Gael: Gael.
- Marshall Eriksen: ...Girl?
- Robin Scherbatsky: It's pronounced Guy-el.
- Lily Aldrin: [about Robin and Gael] I mean, she isn't serious about him. The girl never marries the hot guy.
- Marshall Eriksen: Well, you did.
- Lily Aldrin: [pause] I'm one of the lucky few.
- Marshall Eriksen: Gael, are you properly licensed massage therapist?
- Gael: What?
- Marshall Eriksen: Are you legally certified by some type of governing entity?
- Gael: I train for three years at an institute in Buenos Aires. I have a card. I can show you.
- Marshall Eriksen: Is the card laminated?
- Gael: What do you mean "laminated"?
- Marshall Eriksen: Covered in protective plastic.
- Gael: Oh, yes.
- Marshall Eriksen: Damn it!
- [to Lily]
- Marshall Eriksen: He checks out...