Kristen Schaal credited as playing...
Stewardess Stacey
- Don Ready: I had to take my pants off and nibble my Old Spice down to three ounces just to get on the plane, Stacey!
- Stewardess Stacey: They made me throw out my mouthwash.
- Brent Gage: I had to give up my bath jellies.
- Babs Merrick: They made me breast feed some old man.
- Stewardess Stacey: Sir, there's no smoking on airplanes.
- Don Ready: I know! It's ridiculous, isn't it? Don't worry about it, I'll be quick.