Brendan Hunt credited as playing...
Coach Beard
- Ted Lasso: Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
- Coach Beard: Boots.
- Ted Lasso: Hmm?
- Coach Beard: They call cleats "boots".
- Ted Lasso: I thought you said the trunk of a car was a "boot".
- Coach Beard: Also a boot.
- Ted Lasso: Hold on, now. If I were to get fired from my job where I'm putting cleats in the trunk of my car...
- Coach Beard: You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.
- Ted Lasso: [laughs] I love that.
- Ted Lasso: Okay, I got one. What if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat to play tiny guitars for women of the night as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?
- Coach Beard: You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots playing lutes for prostitutes reading Roots.