Maya Rudolph credited as playing...
Julia
- Marge Simpson: Sir, thank you for saving us. Do you want to come in for some coffee?
- Julia: [taking off her helmet and shaking out her hair] That's right, I'm a woman.
- Homer Simpson: A lady motorcycle driver? What is this, the Twilight Zone?
- Homer Simpson: So, did you see the show tonight? Remember the part where I forgot the words and I just sang "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's"? I'm hoping they send me a case.
- Julia: [unzipping her one-piece motorcycle suit] Now listen, Homer. You can have me anytime you want me.
- Homer Simpson: [a little frightened] Marge!
- Julia: But if you say one word to your wife, I'll tell her you attacked me.
- Marge Simpson: [in the kitchen] What is it, sweetie?
- Homer Simpson: Um... everyone's wearing clothes in here.
- Marge Simpson: That's nice.
- Homer Simpson: Let me make something very clear: my heart belongs to Marge, and you can never, ever have it. This opera's over when the fat man sings.
- Julia: All right, Homer. I understand perfectly. You shall never be mine.
- Homer Simpson: That's good. You've calmly accepted that you will never have the only man you could ever love. Now, I think it would be best if you left.
- [she heads to the door]
- Homer Simpson: Julia, wait!
- Julia: [hopeful] Yes?
- Homer Simpson: Before you go, could you hire your own replacement?
- [whispering]
- Homer Simpson: But make sure she's not crazy like you.
- Marge Simpson: I'm sorry you got hurt, but you learned an important lesson. No one comes between me and my Homie.
- Julia: [surly] I'll get you for this, Marge, if it's the last thing I do.
- [brightly]
- Julia: Oh, and I scheduled the cable guy to come on Wednesday between 10:00 and 2:00.
- Marge Simpson: Oh, but Wednesday's not good for me.
- Julia: I know, Marge. I know.
- [laughing evily]