William Schallert credited as playing...
Martin Lane
- Patty Lane: Hey, this is gonna send you right into orbit. Cill and Sam have lost it.
- Martin Lane: Lost it?
- Patty Lane: Yep, they split. Larry, her old beau, found out that Cill was doing a solo, so he decided to ditch Babe, the girl he was going with. Babe has always had a burning pash for Sam, so, when she heard about Sam and Cill, she called Sam and made a date with him. When Cill heard about that, she decided to bag and let Sam cool in the DF, but it was soft wax, so she called Al, Sam's brother, who's going with Kelly Hill's best chum, and, when she dropped the shell, there was egg all over everyone's face. Isn't that the grooviest?
- Martin Lane: The grooviest.
- Patty Lane: You know, it's a great item for the Brooklyn Heights Bugle. I'll be right back.
- [Patty dashes off, passing Natalie as she goes]
- Patty Lane: Excuse me, Mamo.
- Natalie Lane: What's all that about?
- Martin Lane: I'm not sure, but I think we just had a conversation in depth.