Criminal Minds (TV Series)

In Name and Blood (2007)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I wanna hear.

  Penelope Garcia : You're a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.

  Derek Morgan : How about something I don't already know.

  Penelope Garcia : I have a sweet tooth?

• Penelope Garcia : [Erin Strauss calls her]  Talk dirty to me!

  Erin Strauss : This is section Chief Erin Strauss!

  Penelope Garcia : Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I expected to be someone else!

• Penelope Garcia : Is it appropriate to ask whether I can talk you out of it?

  Aaron Hotchner : I heard you got a bigger office

  Penelope Garcia : A swanky new map and everything.

  [puts dossier on desk] 

  Penelope Garcia : It's the Milwaukee file. JJ wanted me to give it to you

  Aaron Hotchner : I am not working it

  Penelope Garcia : I am just following orders