Kenan Thompson credited as playing...
Kenan Rockmore
- Chinese Waiter: May I take your order?
- Kel Kimble: Yes, yes. I will have a hamburger, onion rings, spaghetti and meatballs, corn, macaroni and cheese, and a pitcher of your finest orange soda.
- [blows out a kiss]
- Chinese Waiter: Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.
- Kel Kimble: Oh, I'm sorry.
- [Kel speaks nonsense Chinese loudly]
- Kel Kimble: Mama say mama manyu maku say.
- Chinese Waiter: You want me to park your truck on my mother's face?
- [the waiter becomes angry and approaches Kel as if he were to hurt him, but Kenan stops him]
- Kenan: Hey, hey, hey! Mr. waiter! Sir! Um, what do you suggest? Never mind him.
- Chinese Waiter: [clears throat quietly] I suggest you start with a Pupu Platter.
- Kyra Rockmore: Ew!
- Kenan: Kyra, please, all right? Now, what exactly comes on the Pupu Platter?
- Kel Kimble: I don't want any poo-poo!
- Kenan: [Kenan and Kel run into the bathroom with the sweeter] Aww man, look at this!
- Kenan: Maybe it'll come out! let me see it!
- Kenan: [Kenan puts soap on the sweeter] Hey man, this had better work!
- Kel Kimble: Oh, don't worry, I got it!
- Kenan: Oh man, you just made it soapy!
- Kel Kimble: You gotta rinse it out! Umm...
- [Kel runs to the toilet and stuffs the sweeter in it]
- Kel Kimble: .
- Kenan: Hey, wait, wait, Kel! Kel! Kel! Man, What're you doin'? Kel!
- Kenan: [Kel hold the sweeter up and it all wet from the toilet] Man, now it's stained and full of all nasty toilet juice! Man, that's never gonna dry!
- Kel Kimble: Wait... yes it will!
- [Kell attempts to ring the sweeter out onto Kenan]
- Kenan: Aw, no! Not the toilet juice!
- Kel Kimble: [the toliet water from the sweeter gets onto Kenan's pants] Oooh... you know what that looks like?
- Kenan: Yes, I know what it looks like!
- Roger Rockmore: Kenan...
- Kenan: Pop...
- Roger Rockmore: What in the world is going on here? And what is Kyra doing here?
- Sheryl Rockmore: And boy where in the world are your pants?
- Kenan: Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!
- [Kel taps Kenan's shoulder]
- Kenan: What?
- Kel Kimble: Her Grandmama's dead!
- Kenan, Kel Kimble: Oh maaaaaaannnnnn!