Tom Ellis credited as playing...
Lucifer Morningstar
- Amenadiel: You know that Father...
- Lucifer Morningstar: If you finish that sentence, I will punch you in your... mysterious ways.
- Chloe Decker: Well, after 57 phone calls, twice as many texts, the billboard off Sunset, and the ill-conceived stripper-gram...
- Lucifer Morningstar: In my defense, Roberto came highly recommended.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's Destiny Page's number. No one in their right mind would ignore her.
- Dan Espinoza: Wait, Destiny Page, the pop star?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm-hm.
- Dan Espinoza: How would you know her number?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Funny story...
- Dan Espinoza: Never mind, don't wanna know.
- Chloe Decker: Amenadiel. You're my dad?
- Amenadiel: [laughs, then clear throat] Of course not.
- Chloe Decker: So "laid a blessing" isn't a euphemism?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, not in this case, at least.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It'd be much faster in person, Daniel. I could seduce the truth out of them.
- Dan Espinoza: Bro, there are 30 nuns there. I doubt that's faster.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, it's certainly more fun.
- Dan Espinoza: A murder, it's like a gigantic puzzle, only you don't know what the corner pieces are, or what it's going to look like when it's done.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You just described torture. Trust me, I know.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Let me get this straight. I just spent millennia down there diligently doing everything He asked without complaint, and you have one sleepover in Hell and Dad tells you your watch is over?
- Amenadiel: There I was. wandering the corridors of Hell, when... I heard a voice. A voice that I never expected to hear in Hell.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Who was it? Mother Teresa, Mr. Rogers? Adele?
- Lucifer Morningstar: When I found out about this... manipulation, I felt the same way as you. But then I realized that it's far from a curse. It's a gift. I only hope that... in time, you come to see it that way, too.
- Chloe Decker: There is a huge difference, Lucifer. You were given a gift. I *am* that gift. I mean, I'm not even a person. I'm just a thing, created for someone else.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I can't believe there's so much paperwork for one single convent. I mean, they're nuns, after all. How many interesting things can happen to them, really?
- Dan Espinoza: Did you spike my coffee?
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's the only way to get through yet another tedious and useless task. You're welcome.